I'm not a parent but this little girl would be hating life if I was her dad.
A 10-year-old German girl faked her own kidnapping after giving herself a radical haircut. Worried that her parents were going to be mad about her new style, the unidentified girl claimed she was kidnapped by a man armed with a pair of scissors. She told a neighbor that someone had broken into her house, threatened her with scissors and held her captive for a short time. The neighbor alerted the police. The girl admitted hours later that she and her brother had found the scissors in the basement and given themselves a major trim.