(Portland, OR) -- Portland unicyclist and bagpiper the Unipiper is taking to social media after having a package stolen from his porch. The street performer and internet celebrity posted a surveillance video on Twitter yesterday showing two suspects entering his porch and swiping the package in broad daylight. He says the package contained 100 Unipiper t-shirts. The performer mused over what the thieves plan to do with the shirts, adding, quote, "It's hard enough selling them myself!"